If you're wondering, that thing that cracked at the end of the comic is a microwave. If you want me to answer any more questions then strut everywhere around england until you see a sign saying st albans 300 miles. Then walk that way 300 miles. After that walk around that area until you find a house which has an 86 and a blue door. Next hop over the wall, knock on the door and you'll get your answers.
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